Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Take it easy, Champ. I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy. Very good. Ron Burgundy: Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. | I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. I'm not going to let you be the anchor. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for ya, right here. Ron Burgundy: As in Gene Tenace at the plate iiittt WHAMMY! Ron Burgundy: Veronica Corningstone: Oh, do me on it! Politics graduate, freelance writer and all around film geek. You don't remember. We became friends. Ron Burgundy: Brick Tamland: All right, there it is. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel. What defines a feel-good movie? [singing drunk] Go fuck yourself, San Diego! You pooped in the refrigerator? She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon! Why are you being this way? Veronica Corningstone: Oh. It's so damn hot milk was a bad choice. - Ron Burgundy. Garth Holliday: Ron Burgundy: Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Ed Harken: Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? Brian Fantana: Veronica Corningstone . Brick is standing next to the rival team, riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town, following morning after Veronica compliments Ron's prowess, after having his other arm ripped off by a bear, looks through the crowd at the panda giving birth, after getting his right arm sliced off by a machete, after Brian introduces Ron to a girl, who then later points toward her breasts. Brick Tamland: [dreamily] Yeah, you got mental problems, man. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling. Champ Kind: How'd it go? He's standing in the middle of the baseline saying, "You gotta take home plate from me!" Ron Burgundy: Wait. You creeping out all the regulars. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited! As soon as Anchorman came out in 2004, the whole of comedy changed in a more absurdist and alternative and meta direction, and its all thanks to that character.. Will Ferrell nails both the Walter Cronkite-esque newsman voice and the absurdity In fact he has been dead for many years. Ron Burgundy: You were drunk. Uncle Banned. This is a great shot. I thought it was a joke! Because of your actions, you scorpion woman. Brian Fantana: [Incredulous] Oh, excuse me. Ron Burgundy Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair! Helen said that you needed to see me. I don't know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand. Goofs News Station Employee [after smelling the Sex Panther cologne] That's a given. It's the pleats. Veronica I'm good at three things, fighting, screwing and reading the news. Harken: I'm sorry Veronica we've had this discussion before. Waiter at Tino's: May I take your order? You look like a blueberry. FatalKissBadges. Ron Burgundy: Why are you being this way? Ron Burgundy. News Station Employee: Sweet Eli Whitney's nose. Brian Fantana: Veronica Corningstone: Yes. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. And then our children will form a family band. Ron Burgundy: WHAMMY! [voiceover] No. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. Veronica Corningstone: Veronica has to face off against her own share of misogyny when most of the men in the office begin to harass her. By Morgan Dietrich. Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. Well Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. Baxter, is that you? And that is a scientific fact. Champ Kind, I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. Brick Tamland, [I'll] take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. Champ Kind. Ron Burgundy: If you want to have a fight, that's fine. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Veronica Corningstone: Tits McGee is on vacation. Ron Burgundy: Maybe don't wear a bra next time. You put that cat poop in your mouth. Corningstone: Are you trying to tell me that you are That very first scene in the pink blazer contains shoulder pads, adding a layer of professionalism to her attire. I've already done one of those things today, and I'm about to do one more. Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I am an anchorman. Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Bye. Why don't you stop talking for a while. Don't act like you're not impressed. Look, the most glorious rainbow ever. Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick? With a brain a third the size of us. Get out of here, Panda Jerk. [runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]. Go fuck yourself San Diego. I'm not even mad; that's amazing. 60% of the time, it works every time. Mr. Harkin, I just wondering if you knew when my office would be ready. I told you that. I love lamp. Veronica Corningstone: No, that's what it means. Yep. Veronica strongly makes her case as to why she would be the best replacement for Ron. Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women. Today's story is one of the more remarkable things ever to happen to San Diego or even the world. Brian Fantana: Yeah, it really does. Veronica Corningstone: Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man.
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