: : : La vie. Olive Penderghast I can assure you; I won't. I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election. Olive Penderghast Why? Woodchuck Todd: Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. Olive: I didnt mean with me! Brandon: You said I should pretend to be straight. [excited] Brandon [Going to a Church] Olive Penderghast Woodchuck Todd Can you not see that I'm a mess? Evan I slept with a whole bunch of people. If Google Earth were a guy, he couldn't find me if I was dressed up as a 10-story building. And if theres one thing worse than chlamydia, its Florida. : : Olive Penderghast I meant about Gibbons' being a fascist. I'm only going on what I've seen in the movies. For those of you who haven't read The Scarlet Letter, or for those of you who said you did, but really didn't, here's, [holding up copy of the DVD of The Scarlet Letter, 1926]. Marianne: I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection. Preferably to the Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or Office Max. : Rosemary: Whats going on, honey? [Sarcastically imitates laughing] No, of course not. Setup: Under enormous personal pressure and his Broadway play on the verge of imploding, Riggan (Michael Keaton) busts his daughter Sam (Emma Stone), who has been in rehab, for smoking pot. Solid joke. Olive Penderghast Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson): I had a similar situation when I was your age. But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. Blech! Mom! I want every detail! I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Olive Penderghast If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. Theres a young man here to see you. Nina Olive Penderghast and don't worry about not making us grandparents. : His, with a capital H. If the Good Lord had wanted Micah to graduate, he would have given him the right answers. Tell me everything. Tell me! : Rhi! Brandon What is it with you gays? : : Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. last week to promote Cruella, Stone delivered Steve Martin's entire "rental car scene" monologue from Planes, Trains and Automobiles without any preparation. Oh, come on! : : Rhiannon Easy A (2010) - Full Cast & Crew - IMDb [Forceful] Here Are The Best Free Monologues for Teenagers (Drama, Comedy, More The woodchucks! [Cut to game, this year] : I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection. : Just as long as *you* won't be there. Olive Penderghast He got a Coke Zero AGAIN. Not now I don't, shit-dick. : No dating for you, young lady. Olive Penderghast You left your glass slipper at the party the other night. Olive Penderghast A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. Brandon Olive Penderghast I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. Part One: The Shudder-Inducing and Cliched, However Totally False Account Of How I Lost My Virginity To A Guy At A Community College. Brandon : : About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him! Emma Stone's Easy A Monologue Audition - YouTube Woodchuck Todd I was looking forward to putting all this behind me - I had done the crime, I was going to do the time. Olive Penderghast This girl, named Hester Prynne, has an affair with a minister, is besmirched and made to wear a red A for "adulterer." I was used to being by myself, but I have never felt more alone. Yeah. Dill Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. Not that it's any of your busniess, trollop, but he is here by choice. : : [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] No dating. : Rhiannon (Aly Michalka): Youre being pretty cavalier about this. That's the one thing that trumps religion capitalism. Just the rumor mill. [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend] What's going on, honey? Dill [laughs] Although she didn't win, she's since been nominated for four more Golden Globes one of which she won for her role in "La La Land." Stone said her parents have a similar style to Olive's. Patricia Clarkson and Stanley Tucci in "Easy A." Screen Gems